Photo courtesy of Babeland
I really, really want this sex toy because, from the moment I saw it, my clit has been tingling at the mere thought of pressing it’s smooth lines against my sensitive girl parts. I want to seduce it with promises of hot bubble baths. I want to show it off to all my friends like a fancy engagement ring (because we all know it’ll make me much happier than any diamond). I want to make my listeners jealous and horny as they hear how it pleases me. I want to experience something truly better than chocolate.
I’m especially deserving of this sexy toy because I’ve been a devoted Babeland babe for many years. From the day I bought my first rabbit vibrator at the tender age of 22, to the day I received my beloved Laya Spot in the mail for testing, to the day I learned to put a condom on with my mouth at one of your workshops, I have had eyes for no other sex boutique. You, Babeland, have helped to make me the perverted little vixen I am today. But I think you can do more.
Full disclosure: This post was created as a contest entry for Babeland’s All I Want holiday contest, but I meant every word. If you’d like to enter to win all 12 of Babeland’s Objects of Desire check out their web site for details on the drawing.